You'll forgive us if we're a bit overwhelmed.
I'm not feeling particularly moved by the Heathen spirit, for reasons that should be obvious. It's been a shitty fucking week. Even so, here are a few things I might've gone on longer about given the absence of Ike, or the continued presence of Cary:
- Roll Tide and Fail Irish and USC is still overrated.
- This is what Mrs Heathen thinks about riding in Chief Heathen's car
- If and when one is proven to exist, we will promptly acquire a plush Higgs boson for all Heathen nieces.
- This lightsaber is specifically for Sharon.
- According to this, under different circumstances I might have been named "Torpedo Vindicator Palin."